Wednesday, February 16, 2011

First Annual Comedy Awards Nominations Announced, Mother Shot Twice With Taser For Leaving Baby In Car To Go To Tanning Salon, Grand Theft Auto Funny Amazon Review

Hello everyone, here is today’s news. I kept it short because I know the nominees for the first article will make the scroll bar a little long, so tomorrow will have a little more news than usual. If I’m still not lazy!

First Annual Comedy Awards Nominations Announced

Comedy Central has announced the nominees for the first annual Comedy Awards yesterday. A few of the nominees are Will Ferrel, Steve Carrell, Zach Galifianakis, and Jonah Hill. Ricky Gervais said this on being nominated: “It is an honor to be nominated for my stand up at this, the first-ever ‘The Comedy Awards’.  In 68 years time, I intend to host it and get it cancelled." Here is a few reactions from other nominees of the Comedy Awards: "Just what America needs: another awards show.  How many tickets do I get?," Homer Simpson
"It is a great honor to be nominated for an award, even this one,” Jimmy Kimmel
“My special is called ‘Whitney Cummings: Money Shot,’ so I'm just glad I didn't get nominated for an AVN award.  I'd say it’s cool that I'm the only girl nominated but then again I'm not sure how many people consider me a girl,” Whitney Cummings

The awards will be taped on Saturday, March 26th at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York and will air Sunday, April 10th on the stations Comedy Central, Spike, TV Land, VH1 and Nick at Night all simultaneously. Below is the list of nominations:

COMEDY SERIES
“30 Rock”
“Eastbound & Down”
“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”
“Modern Family”
“The Office”
COMEDY ACTOR — TV
Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock”
Ty Burrell, “Modern Family”
Steve Carell, “The Office”
Tracy Morgan, “30 Rock”
Danny McBride, “Eastbound & Down”
COMEDY ACTRESS — TV
Tina Fey, “30 Rock”
Jane Krakowski, “30 Rock”
Jane Lynch, “Glee”
Betty White, “Hot in Cleveland”
Kristen Wiig, “Saturday Night Live”
COMEDY ACTOR — FILM
Russell Brand, “Get Him to the Greek”
Will Ferrell, “The Other Guys”
Zach Galifianakis, “Dinner for Schmucks”
Paul Giamatti, “Barney’s Version”
Jonah Hill, “Cyrus”
COMEDY ACTRESS — FILM
Tina Fey, “Date Night”
Anne Hathaway, “Love & Other Drugs”
Helen Mirren, “Red”
Chloë Moretz, “Kick-Ass”
Emma Stone, “Easy A”
LATE NIGHT COMEDY SERIES
“The Colbert Report”
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart”
“Jimmy Kimmel Live!”
“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”
“Late Show with David Letterman”
SKETCH COMEDY/ALTERNATIVE COMEDY SERIES
“Childrens Hospital”
“Funny or Die Presents”
“Saturday Night Live”
“Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!”
“Tosh.0”
STAND-UP SPECIAL
“Aziz Ansari: Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening”
“Bill Maher…But I’m Not Wrong”
“Louis C.K.: Hilarious”
“Ricky Gervais: Out of England 2”
“Whitney Cummings: Money Shot”
COMEDY FILM
“Cyrus”
“Easy A”
“Get Him to the Greek”
“Kick-Ass”
“The Other Guys”
ANIMATED COMEDY FILM
“Despicable Me”
“Megamind”
“Shrek Forever After”
“Toy Story 3”
ANIMATED COMEDY SERIES
“American Dad!”
“Archer”
“Family Guy”
“The Simpsons”
“South Park”
COMEDY WRITING — TV
“30 Rock”
“Louie”
“Modern Family”
“The Office”
“The Simpsons”
COMEDY SCREENPLAY
“Cyrus”
“Easy A”
“Hot Tub Time Machine”
“Kick-Ass”
“Tiny Furniture”
COMEDY DIRECTING — TV
“30 Rock”
“Community”
“Modern Family”
“The Office”
“Saturday Night Live”
COMEDY DIRECTOR — FILM
Jay Duplass and Mark Duplass, “Cyrus”
Will Gluck, “Easy A”
Adam McKay, “The Other Guys”
Matthew Vaughn, “Kick-Ass”
Edgar Wright, “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World”

Mother Shot Twice With Taser For Leaving Baby In Car To Go To Tanning Salon

Ashley Agerenza, a nineteen year old, left her daughter in her car after the salon told her she could not leave the baby while she had her tanning session. She was charged with child abuse, resisting arrest and an account of battery of a police officer after the incident, which happened outside of Extreme Tan and Smoothies in St. Petersburg, Florida. A witness saw her strap her baby into the car seat, turn on the engine and returned to the salon and they then called police. When the officer arrived on the scene, they had found the baby nearly out of her car seat and that she had been sick all over herself. When Agerenza was confronted by the officer, she attacked them and then was shot twice with a taser before she was arrested. The baby was not harmed during the ordeal which is good. This is a post off of her Facebook page that was found: “Wit my lil mama then i might go out for the first time yay! dk if I can leave her tho... So maybe just a drink wen she asleep. love my baby!”


That is today's blog, here is a picture of what I think is an Amazon review joke of Grand Theft Auto 4.

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