Thursday, March 17, 2011

If Doctor Seuss Wrote Star Wars, Ten Of Pokemon’s Most Disturbing Pokedex Entries, Man Calls 911 And Describes Viagra Overdose In Full, Man With 4th Amendment Written On Chest Sues TSA, Japanese Dog Refuses To Leave Injured Friend Behind, Portal 2 Televised Trailer

Hello everyone today was St. Patrick’s Day, I hope everyone had a fun day and are probably having a fun night as I am sure many of you are drinking! Have fun with your drinks and cheers! The only reason that this post is up so late is because I was working on some Call of Duty: Black Ops Zombies achievements, I got one I was hoping for and still am having a difficult time with the other. Here is your news!

If Doctor Seuss Wrote Star Wars

What would have if Doctor Seuss wrote Star Wars? Well it would be some incredible. Here are a few pictures I have found on The page numbers and well done artworks make me wonder if this is a full book.

Ten Of Pokemon’s Most Disturbing Pokedex Entries

Again has brought to my attention another interesting article in the form of Pokemon. The website posted a list of Pokedex entries that can be read differently or even normally to make something sound weird and not-so childish. I don’t remember if some of these Pokemon are pre-Black/White but I think some may be from Gold/Silver.

10. Delibird – “It nests at the edge of sharp cliffs. It spends all day carrying food to its awaiting chicks.”
9. Spoink – “Spoink bounces around on its tail. The shock of its bouncing makes its heart pump. As a result, this Pokemon cannot afford to stop bouncing – if it stops, its heart will stop.”
8. Lampet – “This ominous Pokemon is feared. Through cities it wanders, searching for the spirits of the fallen. It arrives near the moment of death and steals spirit from the body.”
7. Gengar – “Sometimes, on a dark night, your shadow thrown by a streetlight will suddenly and startlingly overtake you. It is actually a Gengar running past you, pretending to be your shadow. To steal the life of its target, it slips into the prey's shadow and silently waits for an opportunity. On the night of the full moon, if shadows move on their own and laugh, it must be Gengar's doing.”
6. Duskull – “Duskull can pass through any wall no matter how thick it may be. Once this Pokémon chooses a target, it will doggedly pursue the intended victim until the break of dawn. If it finds bad children who won't listen to their parents, it will spirit them away--or so it's said. It loves the crying of children.”
5. Drifloon – “It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away. It is whispered that any child who mistakes Drifloon for a balloon and holds on to it could wind up missing.”
4. Shedninja – “Shedinja's hard body doesn't move - not even a twitch. In fact, its body appears to be merely a hollow shell. It is believed that this Pokémon will steal the spirit of anyone peering into its hollow body from its back.”
3. Cubone – “It pines for the mother it will never see again. Seeing a likeness of its mother in the full moon, it cries. The stains on the skull it wears are from its tears. It wears its mother's skull, never revealing its true face.”
2. Banette – “Banette generates energy for laying strong curses by sticking pins into its own body. This Pokémon was originally a pitiful plush doll that was thrown away. It seeks the child that disowned it.”
1. Yamask – “These Pokémon arose from the spirits of people interred in graves in past ages. Each retains memories of its former life. Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry.

Man Calls 911 And Describes Viagra Overdose In Full

A twenty-eight year old man in the state of Florida, Matthew Wade Douglas Jr., reportedly called 911 twice about symptoms and his remedies for his Viagra overdose. The man called on the 16th of January and gave a fake name and address, saying he needed assistance because he “swallowed too many little blue pills.” The dispatchers said that Matthew had told them in detail how the overdose was effecting him and how his so called “wife” was giving him a blow job to help reduce the pain he was in. It is unknown if it is his wife or not but knowing he faked his name and address makes me believe he wasn’t married. Officers went to the address that Matthew had given dispatchers, but the homeowners told them that they had not called 911. The same thing happened after the second phoning as well. Last month the detectives returned to the household of the address Matthew had given, with the recordings of the phone calls. The homeowner recognized the voice and placed Matthew as the man who dated his daughter. Investigators checked his files to find out that the man was already in jail for charges of disorderly conduct and open-container violations. Now he is facing charges for misusing 911 and making an obscene or harassing phone call.

Man With 4th Amendment Written On Chest Sues TSA

A twenty-one year old was on his way to his grandmother’s funeral that was in Wisconson. He was handcuffed and held by police for an hour and half on a charge of disorderly conduct. He was charged because when he decided not to go through the “naked scanner” he had a pat down instead. He was removing his clothes when police officers noticed he had a message written in marker. This message was the 4th amendment, as the photo above shows. His attorney said while interviewing with Wired: "He went there knowing he would not do the advanced imaging and do the pat-down instead. He was making it easy for them and in the process he wanted to communicate his objection for doing so." The young adult is now suing for wrongful detention as well as breach of the First and Fourth Amendment.

That's it for tonight guys, I hope you enjoyed it. I leave you with two videos. One is of a dog, not leaving his fellow friend to die but hopelessly looking around for anything or anyone to help out. It is actually a very sad sight to see. The other one is a cool video for the televised trailer of Portal 2 which comes out April 19th.

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