Thursday, June 16, 2011

Top Ten Most Cringe-Worthy Celebrity Duets, The Craziest Things Michele Bachmann Has Ever Said, Man Attacks Neighbour With Bulldozer Over Stolen Scrap Metal, Real Life Mario Kart, Rags To Rags And Riches To Riches, RoosterTeeth: L.A. Noire - Then And Now, Rage Quit: Dead Rising 2, Give Us Your Cash, Bitch!

Hello everyone, today is Wednesday and I have had an amazing day. Not only did I get some early Father’s Day shopping done but I also uploaded an unboxing video of Duke Nukem: Forever Balls Of Steel Edition, which you can see here, and thank you for my brother for recording that for me. I will also begin doing the gameplay footage for it as well and I will actually be commentating it with a friend as well. Here is today’s news!

Top Ten Most Cringe-Worthy Celebrity Duets

Riverfront Times Blog has a list of ten of the worst celebrity duets of all time. I thought it’d be worth showing you these horrible singers do their worst. These celebrities should have never sung publicly while sober as they make my ears bleed. Here are the duets:

10. “Cruisin” – Huey Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow (2000)

9. “I’ve Got You Under My Skin” – Frank Sinatra and Bono (1993)

8. "To All the Girls I've Loved Before" - Julio Iglesias and Willie Nelson (1984)

7. "Whatzupwitu" - Michael Jackson and Eddie Murphy (1993)

6. "Something Stupid" - Nicole Kidman and Robbie Williams (2001)

5. "I Know I Want You" Busta Rhymes and Mariah Carey (2003)

4. "Romeo" - Dolly Parton and Billy Ray Cyrus (1994)

3. "Lady Marmalade" - Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Pink, Mya, and Missy Elliott (2001)
Okay this song shouldn’t have been on their list because at the time, this was an amazing collaboration with all the top female singers.

2. "Stan" Eminem and Elton John (2001)
This is another one I had no problem with either because it showed that Eminem did not have any problems with homosexuals. Although this song was better with Dido.

1. "In the Ghetto" - Elvis and Lisa Marie Presley (2008)
This is also a stupid spot for this song. This mainly got top because it is with a second-generation singer and their parent who is deceased. They also didn’t like the fact the bay had guns.

The Craziest Things Michele Bachmann Has Ever Said has a little article on Michele Bachmann and some of the craziest things she has ever said while she is getting ready to launch her 2012 campaign to become president. I thought I would share some of her crazy quotes:

"And what a bizarre time we're in, when a judge will say to little children that you can't say the pledge of allegiance, but you must learn that homosexuality is normal and you should try it."
"I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out: Are they pro-America or anti-America?"
"There are hundreds and hundreds of scientists, many of them holding Nobel Prizes, who believe in intelligent design."
"I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out then under another Democrat president Jimmy Carter. And I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence."
"[Gay marriage] is probably the biggest issue that will impact our state and our nation in the last, at least, thirty years. I am not understating that."
"Normalization [of gayness] through desensitization. Very effective way to do this with a bunch of second graders is take a picture of 'The Lion King' for instance, and a teacher might say, 'Do you know that the music for this movie was written by a gay man?' The message is: 'I'm better at what I do, because I'm gay.'"
"But we also know that the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States."
"It is a brand new, billion-dollar high speed train that is going to go from Disneyland up to Las Vegas...Harry Reid, the Senator from Nevada, was behind this measure, and it makes us wonder, is he more interested in making sure kids start gambling at younger ages?"
"The President of the United States will be taking a trip over to India that is expected to cost the taxpayers $200 million a day."

Man Attacks Neighbour With Bulldozer Over Stolen Scrap Metal

Fifty-two year old, Joseph Franer, has been taken into custody for questioning, yesterday, when he has been accused of attacking his neighbour with a bulldozer. The story behind this is that hundreds of dollars in scrap metal was missing from his mother’s storage shed in Big Beaver, Pennsylvania. He decided to take matters into his own hands and investigate, rather then report it missing. So he followed a trail of scraps and it appeared to have shown him the way that the thief left the scene. This let Franer into the woods and onto the grounds of a fifty-nine year old by the name of Leslie Dallas. At around 7:30 he had seen Dallas with about eight-hundred dollars worth of his scrap metal. Franer confronted Dallas, hurling a hammer at him as well as dropped racial slurs because he was black. When the hammer missed the slurs continued and then grabbed a saw threw it at Dallas, which hit him in the foot. Franer grabbed a piece of pipe and broke the passenger-side window of Dallas’ van, in which he went off and made it back to his mother’s residence. He then called the police and told them he was about to shoot someone, but since he didn’t have a gun he settled for his bulldozer. So he drove it back through the woods to Dallas’ residence and used the bucket to lift his Ford Focus into the air and drop it so it smashed the ground. Franer attacked again but this time crushed the roof of the Focus. Dallas’ wife told KDKA, a Pittsburgh-based television station, that “it was like being on Nightmare On Elm Street.” Before anymore chaos ensued, police arrived and had taken Franer into custody. Both men are waiting to have their hearing as both have multiple charges. Dallas is being faced with theft while Franer is being charged with ethnic intimidation, simple assault, criminal mischief, harassment, disorderly conduct, trespass by motor vehicle and damage to property by motor vehicle.

That is it for tonight, I have to pictures for you. One is an awesome picture of people dressed up as Mario Kart characters and in go-karts. The other is statistics that show that the poor are getting poorer and the rich is getting richer. Next is two videos from Rooster Teeth, also they have just reached one million subscribers so congratulation all you fine men and girl Jack over there. First is a comparison of the old Los Angeles with what it looks like now. The second is a new Rage Quit, as Michael rages over garbge and food in Dead Rising 2. The last video is an apparent political ad making fun of Janice Hahn called “Give Us Your Cash, Bitch!”

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